Thursday, July 9, 2009

To Slang or Not To Slang

Is SLANG an evolution or a revolution? Or just a degradation of the so much already degraded English language...look at my English...bahaaaha. I'm using the international version of it...
You didn't know about it? How come...it's in any major install package like Microsoft Windows. You will see a lot of posts about Slang or Unconventional English.
Because it's the first day of my official Blog...so officially I'm a Blogger now, the word of the day will be ABDICATE.
Don't try to rush to the library shelf to find the definition of the word. I'll help you with it:
Abdicate = give up, such as power, as of monarchs and emperors, or duties and obligations in the old fashioned Princeton dictionary.....but the slang meaning it's really deep...in shit.
Abdicate (slang) = to vacate a public toilet upon orders of a homosexual rousting attendant....bahhaaa...no kidding. So please don't ask me or your friends to abdicate and don't try to use this word if you are visiting any country where is still a monarchy in place.
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Este SLANG-ul o evolutie sau o revolutie?.....Hei...frana....nu ma refer la Slangul dintre craci....da perversi mai sunteti... Slang este la americani abrevierea pentru street language sau cum ii zic eu shit language. Slangul nu e ceva tipic american...il avem si noi "frate" "mancatia-s". Deci subiectul e perfect valid si pentru noi "romanasii" ....Nu o mai intand cu traducerea "mot a mo" a textului in Engleza...ca toti sunteti baietzi si fete citite cu Bac-ul "loat" 'ngleza cu brio.
Cuvantul zilei este, pentru ca am devenit oficial "blogger" sau in romaneste "palavragiu" (nu stiu de ce ne tot cacam pe noi si importam cuvinte de la "Engleji" cand le avem p'ale noastre neaose....ce palavrageala e "naspa"???? Da mi-am deschis o pagina unde pot sa palavragesc cat vreau...ahahaha....deocamdata de unul singur ca inca nu am dat link-ul la nimeni.....scuze de deviere...deci cuvantul zilei este A ABDICA
Conform DEX, A ABDICA = A renunţa la tron. ♦ Fig. A renunţa la ceva, a ceda (în faţa greutăţilor)
Conform celui mai nou dictionar de Slang A ABDICA =
a elibera o toaleta publica la rugamintea unui homosexual plin de nevoi
Culmea ca in limba noastra face sens mai bine ca in engleza....A renunta la tron...a elibera o toaleta publica....adica tot tron e si acolo...nu??.....a ceda in fata greutatilor...ce mai potrivire perfecta....Cred ca astia cu SLANG-ul s-au inspirat direct din DEX. Daca nu sunteti pe invers si cineva va spune sa abdicati....cand va aflati pe tron.....stiti ce aveti de facut....manjitii cu cacat colacul....

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